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Punography
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Punography

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I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand with respect to the cross eyed teacher who strayed her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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I dropped exposed of communism domain because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the gendarmes stations force been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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